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"And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not
the beam that is in thine own eye?"
Matthew 7:3
"Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government's purposes are beneficial. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning but without understanding."
Justice Louis Brandeis
"Go ahead, make my day."
Inspector Harry Callahan


Thursday, March 25, 2004



Things Al-Qeada can do to help Kerry:

1. Declare Fatwa on pre-packaged condiments.

2. Purchase “Lone Star” Chain and make menu vegan.

3. Launch major spam operation to get American men to reduce size of their penises.

4. Flood Botox market to drive down price.

5. Tell European leaders to stop talking to him...or else.

Or is it things Kerry can do to help Al-Qeada? I get so confused.


posted by G.H.  3:47 PM

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